Alkisah tersebutlah kisah….taiibbb…

Agak2 dah genap seminggu ak x update blog nih. Peminat n pembaca setia pun dah mula tertanya-tanya (ada ke pembaca setia?..Huhuk). Rupa-rupanya aku dah kne TAG oleh 2 org dalm dunia internet nih. Cehhh. Berani yek korang tag aku. Nasib baik aku orang penyabar n orang yang berdedikasi tinggi serta berpikiran positif jadi aku kne jawab ugakla TAG diorang nih. Huhuhuk…

Jadi post kali ni aku nak selesaikan TAG ni je dulu. Kang kalau x selesaikan TAG ni ade gak kang orang yang x puas hti pstu adela website kne hack nanti. Hahahaha. Pasni InsyaAllah aku akn teruskn post balik. Aku pun xde krje sbenarnye..saje mem’busy’kn diri. Hahahak…

1st Tag by Miss EjdeeJasmi

THE SELF
[01] Real Name: Luqman Hakim Bin Pisol…hahaha..skema weiii!!
[02] Nickname: Aku mne ade nickname..kalau org pggil aku msti name penoh je..hahahahah
[03] Status: Married n akn kawin tahun lepas yang akan datang. Datang jangan tak datang. Hahahahaha
[04] Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius rsenye..haaa..yelah…
[05] Gender: Male a.k.a Lelaki
[06] Age: Mne bleh bgtao. Aku sensitip bab2 tnye umur ni. Wahahahaah. Cam pompuan. Hahahah
[07] High School: Sekolah Menengah Sains Sultan Mahmud, Kuala Terenganu
[08] College: Universiti Islam Antarabangsa, IIUM
[09] Height: 170++..kot??
[10] Weight: 68kg++…kot??
[11] Do you like yourself: Weehhh…mestila suke. Bukan senang aku nk dilahirkan di dunie ni tao!
[12] Piercings: Kepale hontak ngkau. Muahhahaha. Mak ayah aku marah bertindik cam setan nih!
[13] Right or left: Kan aku da kate takde…adoyaiii
[14] Are you a freak : It depends on the time u are asking this kind of question. Ehem3…speaking wooo…
.[15] Hair: Rambut? Mestila ade. Banyak helai. Nak ke?
[16] Skin: Berjerawat gak. Sekarang nga gune safi dengan sari mentimun. Wahahahaha
[17] Allergic: Mak nyah. Wahahahaha
[18] What are you doing now: Aku tengah jawab soalan ngko ni laaaaaa. Atoi
[19] What will you doing 1 hour later: Mandi pastu main kuwakchai. Go AKATSUKI go!!
[20] What will you doing 10 years later: Aku nk kawin ngn anak raja pastu jd seorang IM yang berjaya!

THE FAMILY
[21] Live with mother/father/parents: Mesti aaa. Aku xde duit lagi nk bli umah sendiri.
[22] Siblings(included you): 6
[23] Eldest: Kakak aku
[24] Youngest: Adik aku yang kecik skali. Die marah nama die disiarkan. Wahahahaha
[25] Love/hate your family: Ape jenis soklan daaaa. Mestila LOVE. Kang xde duit saku aku kang. Hahahaha

THE LOVE
[26] You found your another half: Mestila daaa.
[27] If yes, who is he/she: Puteri aku aaa
[28] Who you want he/she to be: Hahahahah. Aku malu a klau bab2 cmni. Hahahahah
[29] Time(s) you in relationship: Heeeeee. Everytime. Everyday. Every minute. Every second. Wahahaha
[30] Ever woo boy/girl: Selalu. Best woooo
[31] Anyone woo you before: Bapak ramaii…wtf
[32] Did anything wrong to your other half: Yang bahagian ni da boleh buat list da. Banyak x terkire!!
[33] What was/were the wrong you had done: Mne leh habaq!. Malluuuuu
[34] Ever argue with your other half: Selalu. Nak beli buku 5 bijik pun nk kua pg MYDIN gak. Huuhuhu..
[35] You with your other half since: Ermmm….D-Day…
[36] Are you straight/Lesbo: WTF! Aku straight. Mne de belok2. Uhuhuk…
[37] Reasons you love your other half: Heeeeeee. Maluuuuu…
[38] You and your other half in which stage: Stage? Macam dalam game Mario je. Wahahahaha.
[39] You woo he/she or he/she woo you: Woooooooooooo!!
[40] Ever think of marry he/she: Tggu die mlamar aaa. Wahahahahahaaha

THE FRIENDS
[41] Your first best friend: Takde best friend. Friend is friend and no higher status than dat. Ho3
[42] Your first enemy: The Government. Hahahahah.
[43] The friends you love the most: Kan ak da kte da. Ak sayang blake. Hahahaha
[44] The enemy you hate the most(1only): THE GOVERNMENT. Satu gak tu kan. Hahahaaha
[45] Your most beautiful girl friend: Hahahahahaha. Nanti awek aku marah klu ckp pempuan lain cantik.
[46] Your most handsome boy friend: Kan da ckp daaa. Aku bukan gay aaa. Huhuk
[47] The kind of girl you hate the most: Perasan lawa pdahal tak pon. Hahahaha
[48] The kind of boy you hate the most: WTF! Kan da ckp daa. Aku bukn gay!!
[49] You fall in love with your close friend before: Takdelahhh….
[50] Your best friend is your ex-lover: Taaakkkk….
[51] If your friend backstabbing you: Makey blakey. Hahahaha
[52] If your friend betray you: Bia lahh. Nk buat cmne. Nnt kite buat kt die blik. Hahahaha.
[53] If your friend woo your lover: Asyik woo je dr td. Takde point lain ke. Huhuhuk.
[54] If your friends fall in love with you: Tak nak aku. Baik aku cari model. Lagi bez. Hahahahaha
[55] If you fall in love with your best friend: Hahahahahaahahahahahahah…

THE STUDIES
[56] Are you a good student: Good ke tak aku x pasti. Tapi aku mmg sush sket bab2 blajaq nih. Huuhuhu
[57] You always done your homeworks/assignments: Hahahaha. Kena tiru pastu mesti siap punye. Hahaha
[58] The teacher/tutor you love the most: Mdm. Norhayati (sbb die slalu mrah aku pastu ktuk aku dlu..)
[59] Always late to school/college: Selalu. Bez o jd dak datang lambat. Hahahah
[60] Your class: ICT
[61] You love your seniors: Syg a jugak. Tak syg kang diorng kecik ati pulk. Hahahaha
[62] Senior who you love the most: Hahahaha. Kan ak da ckp aku bukn gay. Huuhuhu
[63] Your classmates good/bad: Mengarut tapi bijak. Aduyaaiii…
[64] Excellent result classmate: Boya, Naqi, Shawn, Pok din, Pok cak, Luwie. Ramai lagi nih. Uhuk
[65] Laziest classmate: Aku aaa. Sape lgi kalu bukn aku? Hahahaha

THE PEOPLE
[66] Smart people: Ramai aaaa. Aku je tak tergolong dalam list nih.
[67] Stupid people: Ramai jugak. Hahahaha
[68] Good looking people: Hahahahaha. No komen..no komen…ma pwincess bleh kot. Wawawawawa
[69] Ugly people: Ramai jugak. Hahahaah
[70] Funny people: Ma pwincess.
[71] Cute people: My pwincess. My mom.
[72] Bad people: THE GOVERNMENT
[73] Honest people: My pwincess.
[74] Acting people: Alaaaa. Yang berlakon dalam TV tu. Nama pun actor. Ye dak?. Hahahah
[75] You are what kind of people: Wawawawawa. Korang a jwab bhagian ni. Heeee

THE PREFER
[76] Lip or eyes: Hidong
[77] Hugs or kisses: Sleeping. Hahahaha
[78] Shorter or taller: Kerdil. Heeeee
[79] Hesitant or spontaneous: Spontan of coz
[80] Nice stomach or nice arms: 8 packs. Hahahaha
[81] Listener or talker: Ermmmm…susah ni…
[82] Romantic or rich: Rich ok gak ape. Hari2 ley mkn kt mcdonalds. Hahahaha
[83] Good husband or Good Father: Due-due

THE FUTURE
[84] Age to get marry: Bile masa tibe jadila…
[85] Numbers of kid(s): Aku nk 1000000. Baru happening sket mase balik hari raya nanti. Wahahaha
[86] Career: Internet Marketer yang berjaya.
[87] Salary: Penuh satu bilik dalam umah aku tiap2 hari. Hahahaha
[88] Retirement age: Kalau kerja sendiri buatla age sendiri bile nk retire. Jadi…xyah retire. Hahahaha
[89] Properties value: wtf?
[90] Wishes: Berjaya di dunia mahupun di akhirat kelak. Amin Ya Robbal Alaminn….

THE VICTIM
[90]Brader Khai
[92]Ustaz Luwie
[93]Pookyma
[94]PutraRocker

Aduuhhh…yg list ni pon ak da edit sket sebab aku takde rakan bloggers yg ramai sgt. Biase2 je. Jadi daripada list 100 jadila 94 je. Yang 6 lagi ilang n xdpt dikesan. Wahahahaah. Sory Miss Ejdeejasmi ye. Jangan marah. Hahahaahah.

2nd Tag by Mr. Khai

1. What is the relationship of you and her?
* Waaaaaa…maluuuuu

2. Your 5 impressions towards her.
* Baik
* Kiut
* Miut
* Memahami
* Sayang menyayang…cinta dikenang..perasaan menjadi rinduuuu…wooooo
* Kecik n maybe xkan membesar dah. Hahahaha

3. The most memorable things she had done for you.
* Emmm. Banyak snanye. Tapi meh aku crite satu kejadian yang berlaku baru2 nih. Aritu nga makan McD pstu die mintak beg duit aku. Eleehh nak cek kot2 aku ade simpn gmbr pompuan lain a tu pdahal xde pon. Hahahahaha. Pas die cek ape seme die bagi blik beg duit aku tu. Pastu time aku bukk je tgk ade RM50 kt dalam scare tibe2. Ya Allah baik htinye budak orang nih. Aku buknnye xde duit tp bile die nk buat bnde cmni aku terime jela. Hahahaha. Orang cakap….rezeki jgn ditolak. Hahahahaha. Tenkiu2. Tenkiu sgt2. Hahahaha

4. The most memorable things she have said to you?
* Die kate die nk pergi tandas kot. Hahahahah

5. If she become your lover, you will…
*Hahahaha. Soklan jiwang. Tak nak jawab..tak nak jawab. Hahahahaha

6. If she become your enemy, you will…
* Nyanyi lagu2 PUBLIC ENEMY same2 ngn die. Pastu menari2. Hahahaha

7. If she become your lover, he/she has to improve on…
* Ice skating skills die. Sebab ari tu pg ice skating ngn die. die asyik pgg aku je, tak nak lepas. Hahahaha

8. If she become your enemy, the reason is…
* Die dah masuk geng AMENO atau BE-END kot. Wawaawawawa

9. The most desirable thing to do on her is?
* Duk tepi pntai ats krusi pstu tgk matahri terbenam. Wahahaha. Cam dalm movie je. Wahahahaah

10. The overall impression of her is…
* Emmmmm…indescribeable…Heeeeee

11. How do you think the people around you will feel about you?
* X tahula klau bab2 cmni. Korang ajela yang jadi judge bab2 cmni. Aku no komen. Huhuhuk.

12. The character of you for yourself is?
* Kalau la boleh aku nak jadi orang yang alim, orang yang tinggi lmu agamanye n orang yang berupaya nak dakwah orang. Pastu aku nk jugk jadi orang yang bijak pandai. Pointer 4 flat, xpernah trun2 pastu dapat tadi hebat2 kat oversea. Wahahaha. Kalau mcm ni mmg dah dikire perfek da idop aku nih. Hahahahah

13. On contrary, the character you hate of yourself is?
* Aku suke tidor. Hahahahaha. Adela sorang ni mmg xleh tahan bebenar dengan tidor aku. Sampai bleh jadi marah n menimbulkan isu yang lebih besar. Wahahahah

14. The most ideal person that you wanna be is?
* X tahulaaaaaa…ermmm…

15. For the people who care about and like you, say something about them.
* Errmmm…arap2 adela. Kalaula korang tergolong dalam golongan macam kat ats nih aku sayang sgt kt korang (bukn gay ye!) korangla rakan sehidop semati aku n korangla sebabnye aku masih lagi bernapas kat dunie nih. Wawawawawa.

16. Eleven people to tag:
1. PutraRocker
2. Brader Rjuna
3. Ustaz Luwie
4. Miss Ejdeejasmi
5. Brader Marzuki

17. Who is no. 2 having a relationship with?
* Ntah aaa. Aku rse ngn kawan rapat die kot. Hahahaha. Padahal ak xtaw ape2 pon. Hahahaha

18. Is no. 3 a male or a female?
* Konpem die ni laki. Aku sanggup jadi saksi klau masih ade yang sangsi. Wawawawaw

19. If no. 2 and no. 4 were together, would it be a good thing?
* Weiii. Jangan2. Tak baik kcau rumah tangga orang laen weii. Hahahahah

20. How about no. 1 and 3?
* Wahahahaah. Takkanla nak jadi pasngan gay macam kat oversea kot. Mintak2 la jauh. Amiinn..

21. What is no. 1 studying about?
* Die stadi same ngn aku gak. ICT. Tapi die ni bapak bijak. Semue exam nak 4 flat je. Ak rse klau ade 6 flat pun mesti die lepas jugak punye. Wahahahaah

22. Is no. 4 single?
* Tak kot. Die sudah berpunye rsenye. Kalau tuan no. 4 baca jgan marah klau dah dikomen ye. Ape2 pon, sile reply TAG ni ye. Wahahahahaha.

23. Say something about no. 6
* Mne ade no.6. Wawawawaw. Aku da delete daaa. Hahahahaah

Sory Khai. Yang bahagian bawah tu aku da delete sket soalan asal die sebab tak rmai mane sgt org2 yg aku nk tag. Setakat tu je yg aku ade dlm list blogger aku. Nanti bile da ade smkn rmai blogger yg aku knl, ko TAG aku lg skali ye. Wawawawa

Akhirnye slesai sudah due TAG yang bapak panjang. Buat bende ni aje da amik mse berjam-jam. Damn! Tp xpe, kirenye mcm test permulaan a bg aku sbb aku bukn pernh buat bnde2 cmni sblom nih. Wahahahahah.